What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.
Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
It's meteor.
What did bacon say to tomato? Lettuce get together.
Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu? Kevin Bacon
My wife asked me this morning "Do you want a bacon omelette?"
I said "No, I'd rather fry one."