What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?
A Guackie-talkie
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?
Hard core.
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
Can I have your last avocado?
Avocadon’t you dare.
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
How do little avocados get what they want?
They spread it on thick.
How does a robot eat it’s guacamole?
Microchips.