Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?
He threw his arm out.
Why can't the zombie get a job?
They all want someone more lively.
What’s a zombie’s favorite toy?
A dead-y bear.
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
He woke up on the wrong side of the dead.
Did you hear about the zombie after-school club?
It's dead in that place.
Where do zombies go for beach holidays?
The Dead Sea.