Yo Mama So Stupid jokes

Yo Mama So Stupid...

Yo Mama so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Yo Mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes, because it said 'Concentrate'.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo Momma so stupid she thought a lightsaber had less calories.
Yo Mama so stupid when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Yo Momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo Mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo Mama so stupid she thought The Exorcist was a workout video.
Yo Mama so stupid she put two M&Ms in her ears and though she was listening to Eminem.
Yo Mama so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Yo Mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo Momma so stupid she stays up all night trying to catch some sleep.
Yo Mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo moma is so stupid, she tried to surf the microwave
Yo Mama so stupid she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call.
Yo Momma so stupid she went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed.
Yo Momma so stupid if she spoke her mind she'd probably be speechless.
Yo Momma so stupid she thought the Harlem Shake was a drink.
Yo Mama so stupid I told her Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo Mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo Mama so stupid if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.
Yo Mama so stupid she studied for a blood test - and failed.
Yo Mama so stupid she went to the beach to surf the internet.
Yo Mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Mama so stupid she disses her kids with Yo Mama jokes.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a watch in the piggy bank and said she was saving time.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo Momma so stupid she returned a jigsaw puzzle because it was broken.
Yo Momma so stupid she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.
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