Yo Mama So Stupid...

Yo Momma so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo Momma so stupid she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.
Yo Mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes, because it said 'Concentrate'.
Yo Mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Mama so stupid if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.
Yo Momma so stupid she stays up all night trying to catch some sleep.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo Momma so stupid when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.
Yo Mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo Mama so stupid when I asked her to buy a color TV, she said, "What color?"
Yo Mama so stupid when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Yo Momma so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo Mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo Mama so stupid she studied for a blood test - and failed.
Yo Mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo Momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo moma is so stupid, she tried to surf the microwave
Yo Momma so stupid she returned a jigsaw puzzle because it was broken.
Yo Mama so stupid she went to the beach to surf the internet.
Yo Mama so stupid she put two M&Ms in her ears and though she was listening to Eminem.
Yo Mama so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Yo Momma so stupid she stood on a chair to raise her IQ.
Yo Momma so stupid she went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed.
Yo Mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo Momma so stupid she thought the Harlem Shake was a drink.
Yo Mama so stupid she disses her kids with Yo Mama jokes.
Yo Mama so stupid she brought a ladder to go to high school.
Yo Mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.