Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
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