What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.