Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.