Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Witch you were here.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
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