Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Come witch me to the party.
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