Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.