Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Witch you were here.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.