What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Witch you were here.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
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