Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
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