What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Witch you were here.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
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