What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
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