What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Witch you were here.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
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