Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Come witch me to the party.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
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