Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
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