Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
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