How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Witch you were here.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Come witch me to the party.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
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