What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
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