What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Come witch me to the party.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
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