What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Witch you were here.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Come witch me to the party.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
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