How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
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