What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Come witch me to the party.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Witch you were here.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
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