How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
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