What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Live to tell the tail.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Werewolves love their fast food.