You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.