What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
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