What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
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