What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
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