What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
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