HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
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