Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
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