Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
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