Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.