Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
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