The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
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