I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
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