"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
"Bugs and hisses."
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
"Dying to have fun."
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
"No body won the skeleton race."
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
"Bone to be wild."
"Some people have no guts."
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.