Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
"Lazy bones."
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
"Bone to be wild."
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
"Some people have no guts."
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.