My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
"Lazy bones."
"Bugs and hisses."
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
"Some people have no guts."
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
"Dying to have fun."
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
"Bone to be wild."