My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
"Bugs and hisses."
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
"Some people have no guts."
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.