Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
"Dying to have fun."
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
"Bone to be wild."
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
"Bugs and hisses."
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
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