Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"Some people have no guts."
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
"Bugs and hisses."
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
"Bone to be wild."
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
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