What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
"Lazy bones."
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
"Dying to have fun."
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
"Bugs and hisses."
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
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