What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
"Lazy bones."
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
"Some people have no guts."
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
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