Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"Some people have no guts."
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
"Bugs and hisses."
"Lazy bones."
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
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