What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
"Some people have no guts."
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
"Lazy bones."
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
"Dying to have fun."
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
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