Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
"Bone to be wild."
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
"Lazy bones."
"Dying to have fun."
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
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