Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
"Bone to be wild."
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
"Dying to have fun."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
"Bugs and hisses."
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
"Lazy bones."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
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