What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
"Dying to have fun."
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
"Bone to be wild."
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
"Bugs and hisses."
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
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