Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
"Bone to be wild."
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
"Lazy bones."
"Bugs and hisses."
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
"Dying to have fun."
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
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