Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
"Dying to have fun."
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"Some people have no guts."
"Lazy bones."
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
"Bone to be wild."
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
"Bugs and hisses."
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
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