"Let's have some skele-fun."
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
"Some people have no guts."
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
"Dying to have fun."
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"Bugs and hisses."
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
"Lazy bones."
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
"Bone to be wild."
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
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