How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
"No body won the skeleton race."
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
"Bone to be wild."
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
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