What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
"Some people have no guts."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
"Lazy bones."
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
"Bone to be wild."
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
"Dying to have fun."
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