Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
"Bone to be wild."
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
"Bugs and hisses."
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
"Dying to have fun."
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
"Some people have no guts."
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
"Lazy bones."
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
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