How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
"No body won the skeleton race."
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"Some people have no guts."
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
"Bugs and hisses."
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
"Lazy bones."
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
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