Air conditioner technicians...
love to vent about their job in order to cool off.
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her.
Why was the medieval architect always going to the beaches? So that he could build the perfect sandcastle!
What do you call a musician who just saw Medusa?
A rockstar!
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Who's the most popular kitchen appliance?
The freezer, he's really cool
Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”
What does a gladiator say when leaving after an intimate embrace with a woman?
Gladiator out
The photographer mummy was done with his shoot. So he told his crew to wrap it up.
Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time too.
What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?
ANKH ANKH!!
What do you call someone that's always stealing your heat?
A brrrglar!
During the cold war all the countries involved went into hibernation.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
I think if Rome hadn't been built on a hill...
..it wouldn't have had such a fast decline.
What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?
Resistance if feudal
I once convinced my younger brother to swallow a small lamp.
I got in so much trouble but it was worth it to see his little face light up.
What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.”
My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp.
I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again
Why wasn't the archaeologist interested in girls?
Because he only dated mummies.
Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?
Because they get hammered and stoned.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations.
(Looking at you Newton).
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
I couldn't resist this flirty TV remote...
It was an instant turn on.
I heard the history teacher got into a fight with the math teacher
He did a real good number in him.
Two antennas got married – the wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the same side.
What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
What happens when someone throws a rock at you? Rock bottom hits you.
I love lamps.
They're so enlightening.
What did the light bulb say to the generator? ‘I really get a charge out of you!”
How do you keep food warm in the refrigerator?
Keep it in the corner, because it is 90 degrees.
A chemistry lab is like a big party.
Some drop the acid while others drop the base.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
I like looking at a chart of all the chemical elements... periodically.
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
I started ironing my clothes...
To de-crease how bad I looked
What do power strips always say at their high school reunions? I haven’t seen you in light-years.”
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?
Irritable Brawls in Rome
Q: What did Ramesses II say when he walked into the public restroom?
A: What sphinx in here?
If you plant a light bulb in your garden, does it grow into a power plant?
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
The First World War ended very quickly because they were Russian.
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
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