What football team do energy providers root for the most?
The Chargers.
What happened to the two gladiator olives?
They were pitted against each other
What instrument never fails to energize a crowd?
An electric guitar.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Dracula had to move out of his medieval castle for a couple of weeks because it was getting re-vamp-ed!
Why is a robot engineer never lonely? Because he’s always making new friends.
Is your refrigerator running? I was hoping to vote for it.
I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
I watched it all unfold.
The mummy caught a really bad cold. He cannot stop coffin.
What is a vector’s favorite band? One Direction!
How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
If you're stressed, try ironing clothes.
It's a great way to let off some steam.
Asked my boy to put the kettle on.
He said, "I don't think it'll fit me"
What's a snake's favorite subject to study in school? Hisssstory.
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle
Where do light bulbs go shopping? The outlet stores.”
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Just burned 2,000 calories.
That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
The tea pot sounds so angry!
Nah, its just letting off some steam.
How do you keep food warm in the refrigerator?
Keep it in the corner, because it is 90 degrees.
What is a plug’s favorite chant at a sporting event?
CHARGE!!
I keep asking my physics teacher "what is the unit for power?"
But he just saying "Yes."
My English teacher told us to write about the history of our life. However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.
I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.
De-coffin-ated coffee is the favourite coffee of the mummy.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
The ancient Egyptian people knew how to prepare delicious jams. It was only because of their skill of preserving things.
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
I was holding a bottle of laundry detergent when all of a sudden it exploded, completely drenching my hands.
Oh well. I guess my hands are Tide.
You’re a unit of electrical energy, Harry.” I’m a watt?”
My dad used to crack jokes standing above our fireplace.
Now he's passed the mantle on to me.
I was opening up all the vents in our house. My wife didn't understand why.
"You may think that's eVENTfull. You'll undestand why I do this eVENTually"
Why should you never mention the number 288?
Because it’s two gross.
I gave my wife a lamp for our anniversary.
Someone’s getting LED tonight.
What's the opposite of a microwave?
A Tsunami.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Did you hear about the baker that accidentally backed into an open oven...?
His buns were toasted.
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft?
A Duct-ape.
Why do Russian teapots have to go to bed early?
Because samovars have to work tomorrow.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold.
A burglar stole all my lamps.
I should be upset, but I’m delighted
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, does that make YOU a vacuum cleaner?
How did the Roman senators picked who will be first to stab the emperor?
They played rock paper Caesar
I just built a car out of a washing machine.
I’ll be taking it for a spin later.
Why was the teapot sitting in the corner?
It was having a pour attitude.
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
decapita-shin
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