Physics student asks to go to bathroom.
Professor asks "Liquid, Solid or Gas?"
Why didn't the Romans have algebra?
Because X always equaled 10!
Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they can’t remember the words.”
Why did the electricity documentary get such mixed reviews?
People weren’t sure how to feel after it’s shocking ending.
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
What happens to Egyptian girls who forget to take their pills?
They become mummies.
My fridge stopped working...
Its not cool.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
Why was the roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was roamin around during war.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
I like looking at a chart of all the chemical elements... periodically.
How rich is Avogadro?
He's a multi-mole-ionaire.
What do power strips always say at their high school reunions?
I haven’t seen you in light years.
What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?
Resistance if feudal
Power naps are great. You can really build up charge with them.
Where do light bulbs go shopping? The outlet stores.”
What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts? A Pharaoh Roche.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
What did Master Yoda say when he saw himself on the television?
HDMI
What is an outlet’s favorite song?
I’ve Got The Power.
Did you hear about the medieval kinghunter?
He excelled in throne weapons
Before America was founded, the idea of a democratic nation in the New World was unPresidented.
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moatzarella.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz? He wasn’t too bright.”
Julius Caesar: "Brutus, that's a very nice dagger, is it new?"
Brutus: "Thanks, and yes, they had a sale at Traitor Joe's."
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
What did one chandelier say to the other?
I have friends in the high places.
Why did the hipster throw away his calculus book?
He found it too derivative.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
The medieval king was very excited when the engineer told him that he could get him a castle at very little price. Turns out, the engineer indeed built a castle but it was a bouncy one.
How does the mother call the pharaoh son to the table?
Tutan, come on.
If your girlfriend/wife ever gets you a gladiator uniform, it's a pretty good sign.
She wants you to be more Roman-tic.
What to give your favorite electrical engineer for his birthday?
Shorts.
Doofus was the stupidest of Roman generals.
What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and Deady.
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
What is a jedi electrician’s favorite tool?
His lightsaber.
Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? He was a dirty layer!
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
How do you make seven an even number?
Just remove the “s.”
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Romeo & Juliet.doc...
...is a play on Word.
You do not want to know the history behind the railroad because it is so underground.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
My dad was complaining he’d lost a sock after doing his laundry.
I said, "that's a sockrifice I had to make".
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
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