Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
Because it was on shale.
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
What do rocks eat?
Pom-a-granites.