Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
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