What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
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