The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
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