The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
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