In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
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