As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
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