The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
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