Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
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