I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
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