I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
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