What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
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