The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
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