The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.