Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
The Codfather.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
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