What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
Show me your mussels!
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
Just for the halibut.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
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