What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
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