What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
Just for the halibut.
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on.
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
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