Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
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