What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
Show me your mussels!
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
The Codfather.
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on.
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
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