Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
The Codfather.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
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