I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
"Hey! You stole my thunder."
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
Last week, I met someone who specialized in the studies of shrubs and grasses. He called himself Neil De-grass-y Tyson!
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
Why are mountains always sleepy? Because they n-Everest.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
What is the best way for fungi to grow? You must give it as mushroom as possible!
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
What is the strongest creature in the ocean? A mussel!
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
What did the eskimo say when he chopped down a tree?
Tim-brrr
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it is full of blades!
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
Where do flowers recharge? At a power plant!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
It was a great fire. It was a bon-fire.
Did you hear about the loggers who stopped cutting down the forest? The trees really felt re-leafed.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
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