How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
Green vegetables absolutely love going on camps as a group. Their favorite is the Brussels Scouts.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
I stopped my phones to the cloud, and I kept getting mist calls.
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
My wife and I went hiking and got lost. I lost my temper and she was so upset she threw the map at me.
Now I know where we stand.
What looks like half a pine tree? The other half.
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a see saw!
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
What happens to romantic trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy.
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