I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
A disappointed Dad tells a knock-knock joke to his teenage son: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're a mountain." "You're a mountain, who?" "You're a mountain to nothing, son!"
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
A young boy and his dad laid on the grass, looking at the sky. The boy asked, "Dad, will you teach me about the sky?"
The dad replied, "Son, it's way over your head."
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
Only when it's ground.
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
My wife and I went hiking and got lost. I lost my temper and she was so upset she threw the map at me.
Now I know where we stand.
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
My mind works like lightning.
One brilliant flash and it's gone.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Very put out, indeed!
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair who keeps getting struck by lightning?
A handicapacitor.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
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