There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
I stopped my phones to the cloud, and I kept getting mist calls.
The cloud hailed from the sky kingdom.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What is the color of the wind? Blew!
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
I was going to make another mountain pun but I can't think of summit.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
Why are coyotes howling in the night?
Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
What does a mountain often do at its daily meal? It avalunch.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
When the moisture from the sky stops falling
It really stops waning
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
I lost my cat in a snowstorm!
But he should be fine because he's a cool cat.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
Air fried.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
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