What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?
A zapling.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become?
Wet
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
Shocka Khan.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
I had the best ice pun to tell you…
Problem is, it slipped my mind.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
I can sea clearly now.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
The feds were on a global hunt for a cow who was known to hide behind foliage. They finally located her in Moss-cow.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
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