This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday.
My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden? A jelly bean!
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
It's mime blowing.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
What did one hat say to the other on the hiking trip?
I'll wait here, you go on ahead.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out.
What do you call the least popular color in the rainbow? The weakest pink.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
My mind works like lightning.
One brilliant flash and it's gone.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
Why were the herbs not fully grown yet? They didn't have enough thyme!
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
..... oof !!
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
What is the color of the wind? Blew!
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
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