Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
What did the thunderstorm say to the lightning rod?
You'll never catch me, copper!
The cloud hailed from the sky kingdom.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
The evil King of Weatherland only had one favorite weather - hail, storm.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
I told my mother moose were falling from the sky.
She said, "It's reindeer."
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Fowl weather.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
How can you tell that the ocean is friendly? It waves!
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
What is the difference between a chemist and a geologist? While a geologist will drink anything fermented, a chemist just
drinks anything that is distilled.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
Shocking isn't it.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden? A jelly bean!
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
..... oof !!
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
What do rocks eat?
Pom-a-granites.
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
I dropped my cactus the other day
Worst part is, I caught it
What did the teaching tree do when it went overseas? It took a leaf of absence!
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
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