what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
I saw a cow on fire ther dayand so I put it out.
Guess you could call it a rare experience.
What do we call a flock of sheep that tumbles down a mountain? They are called a lamb-slide.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Did you hear about the cloud who became king? He rained for years.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
Don't get tide down.
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
I dropped my steak into the fire.
Well done, me, well done.
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
"Hey! You stole my thunder."
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
Air fried.
What is the strongest creature in the ocean? A mussel!
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Tropic like it's hot.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
I never knew how lightning worked
Thats until it finally struck me.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
Shocka Khan.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
My dad's nickname is lightning.
That way I can tell my friends I've been struck by lightning multiple times.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
How heavy is a rainbow? It's actually pretty light.
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