All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
My dad's nickname is lightning.
That way I can tell my friends I've been struck by lightning multiple times.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.
You’re totally ice-olated.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
Where do flowers recharge? At a power plant!
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
When the moisture from the sky stops falling
It really stops waning
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
A butt lit a house on fire.
So I guess he committed Arse-on
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
A tree's limbs fell off in a storm, now it's an amputree.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.
I have a good nature joke but after listening to it, everyone just leaves.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
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