What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
When you look at the sky and see the moon
You're looking at a subtle light
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
I couldn't go out because of the blizzard. So I had to eat storm-ed buns for dinner.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
Tis the sea-sun.
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
I read a bunch of news articles dealing with lightning strikes recently.
I'm trying to keep myself knowledgeable about current events.
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
My fire tonight...
Was lit!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
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