Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
My wife drives like lightning.
I don't mean she drives fast - she hits trees.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
..... oof !!
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?
It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
What is the best way for fungi to grow? You must give it as mushroom as possible!
I saw a cow on fire ther dayand so I put it out.
Guess you could call it a rare experience.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, oceans don't talk they just wave!
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Where do saplings go to learn?
Elementree school
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
Why does lightning strike a tree before a person?
Because it takes the path of leaf resistance.
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
Beach, please.
Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What did you call an awesome geologist? A rockstar!
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