Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he's a fun-gi.
What do you call it when it's raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn't come out? A refrainbow.
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
What does Santa Claus say when he flies through a rainbow? Hue hue hue, merry Christmas!
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow? Nothing, it was feeling blue.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
What do you call a deer in a storm?
A raindeer
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Why are mountains not just funny? Because they are hilarious.
Girls just wanna have sun.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday.
My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
Shell yeah.
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What did the flower say to the flower next to him? Move over bud!
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
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