I got camping insurance....but if someone steals my tent in the middle of the night....
I'm no longer covered.
My wife was watching me do some DIY and she said I hammer like lightning.
I never strike in the same place twice.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
Salty but sweet.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
It's a current affair.
My dad's nickname is lightning.
That way I can tell my friends I've been struck by lightning multiple times.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.
You’re totally ice-olated.
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
How do rainbows sleep? In forty pinks.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
How about the most dangerous mountain in the world? Kill-a-man-jaro.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
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