What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Where does the sun hide at night? Just keep looking for it, it'll dawn on you soon!
Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?
She heard there were going to be sprinkles
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
Went camping last night. It was in-tents.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?
A furricane
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
There was once a jolly happy mountain that offered fantastic advice to a grumpy hill. "Change your altitude", he said!
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
There was a rebellious lightning bolt who ended up in juvenile hall.
His parents grounded him so he struck them.
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
Pennies and quarters rain from the sky
"Wow!" I say. "It's climate change!"
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What did you call an awesome geologist? A rockstar!
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
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