Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
My mind works like lightning.
One brilliant flash and it's gone.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
Q: Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?
A: It was feeling mis-thunder-stood.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
How heavy is a rainbow? It's actually pretty light.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
I was surprised when I saw a man get struck by lightning.
The man was shocked as well.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
What is the color of the wind? Blew!
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
Where does the sun hide at night? Just keep looking for it, it'll dawn on you soon!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
There was a rebellious lightning bolt who ended up in juvenile hall.
His parents grounded him so he struck them.
Last week, I met someone who specialized in the studies of shrubs and grasses. He called himself Neil De-grass-y Tyson!
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?
It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
After the rain has cleared and the sun comes out, rainbows are so quick to appear they'll red like wildfire.
What did the pigeon say after being struck by lightning?
Not coo.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
Why can’t minerals ever lie? They’re always in their pure form.
Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?
She heard there were going to be sprinkles
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me up!
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
Shocking isn't it.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
I have a good nature joke but after listening to it, everyone just leaves.
Whenever I hear folksy stories about the hills, I can never get over them.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
Be careful out there during the snowstorm. It ain't snow joke.
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
Arson.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
Tis the sea-sun.
Go to BabaMail
