What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
I told my mother moose were falling from the sky.
She said, "It's reindeer."
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
I had a rainbow for lunch. I'm trying to eat light.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?
Because lightning strikes the highest object.
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
I have a hiking playlist with songs from the Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
What did the husband say when his wife told him he bought the wrong flowers?
"Oopsie daisy!"
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?
She heard there were going to be sprinkles
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
..... oof !!
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
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