What does a vampire need for making breakfast in the morning?
Pancake batter.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
Why didn’t the skull go to the dentist?
It was too-th late.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
How do zombies introduce themselves?
- Pleased to eat you.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Did you hear about the zombie after-school club?
It's dead in that place.
Take a vampire to a bar, and you don't need to ask what he wants to drink. He'll have a Bloodweiser.
What's a goblins favorite dinner?
Ghoulash.
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
How do you stop an Internet troll?
Seize their memes of production.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of a giant’s finger.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
How do you kill a troll?
Take away its internet access.
How much does an elephant skeleton weigh?
Skele-tons.
Why did the skeleton have to testify in court?
Because he was a body of evidence.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What do zombies say before a fight?
- Do you want a piece of me?
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What did the Japanese skeleton put in his sushi?
Bone-ito flakes.
What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?
A dead ringer.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch?
A spine-tingler.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why do vampires need cold medicine?
For their coffin.
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
Tne thing you won't catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
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