You should follow your heart, but keep in mind to take your brain too.
You’re my heartthrob.
I love my wife with all my butt! I should have to say heart, but my heart is actually smaller than my butt.
You’re my sweetheart, and I’m so pumped about that.
I find that the quickest way to man's heart
is with a very very sharp knife.
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
She was wheeled to the operating room, but then she underwent a change of heart.
What do you call it when a cardiology student flunks out?
Heart failure.
What vegetable lives in your heart?
Beets.
I have a heart-on for you.
“I told you Doc!! I’ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat! Why do you keep calling me a liar??
Doctor: “Sir, I’ll say it again, that’s A Fib!”
What happened to the patient who refused to get a much-needed transplant?
He had a change of heart.
I wish that I could be the coronary artery of my wife so that I would be wrapped around her heart.
A golfer had a heart attack and died on the way to the hospital. He was on a fairway to heaven.
You’re so beautiful, I can heartly believe my eyes.
My dad has the heart of a lion...
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Did you hear about the bear with the bad heart?
It went into kodiak arrest.