Bonnie Tyler has released a video all about cardiology.
It’s totally clips of the heart.
What did the dinosaur say to his lover?
You make my heart saur!
What did the heart say to the brain before an exam?
You look nervous.
Why didn’t the skeleton feel like patching up his broken ribcage?
His heart wasn’t in it.
When it came to tilling his garden by hand, he put a lot of heart into it.
He was gung hoe.
Someone asked me to sing a line from "Don't go breaking my heart"
I couldn't if I tried.
Honey! I know this can be a bit cheesy, but you will always have a big pizza my heart.
Why did the little girl color her paper heart pink rather than red?
She was feeling lighthearted.
I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.
Did you hear about the bear with the bad heart?
It went into kodiak arrest.
You’re my heartthrob.
I have a heart-on for you.
Doctor said I’m at risk of having a heart attack due to high sodium intake.
I took what he said with a grain of salt.
Someone just asked me to sing any line from "Don't go breaking my heart."
I couldn't if I tried.
What do you call an Irish dancer having a heart attack?
Michael flatline.
That girl must be a premature contraction as she makes my heart skip a beat.
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
“I told you Doc!! I’ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat! Why do you keep calling me a liar??
Doctor: “Sir, I’ll say it again, that’s A Fib!”
One or two hours warm my heart,
But 24 hours make my day.
What has a head but no body, a heart but no blood, leaves but no branches and grows without wood?
Lettuce
How did the cardiologist figure out what she wanted to do with her life?
She just followed her heart.
You wanna know the way to my heart?
A scalpel and a bone saw.
You must be a defibrillator because you are sending shocks directly to my heart.
What happened to the patient who refused to get a much-needed transplant?
He had a change of heart.
What do you call someone who loves dark beer?
Stouthearted.
My cardiologist friend keeps sending me x-rays of his chest.
A bit weird, I know, but it just shows his heart is in the right place.
I aorta tell my wife how much I love her.
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
His chest.
You’re my sweetheart, and I’m so pumped about that.
Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?
I Q U.
Every time I see my vegetable girlfriend, my heart just beet faster.
You know, the heart’s the hungriest organ.
It has the heartiest appetite.
What did the vampire say to the vampire hunter that missed his heart.
Well wasnt that an unfortunate missed-stake.
My mate Gavin passed away from heartburn last week.
Still can’t believe Gaviscon
I had a birth defect where they had to relocate my heart
I guess you could say my heart wasn't in the right place.
My mom always says that the stomach is the best way to a man’s heart. That’s why she is a bad surgeon.
I find that the quickest way to man's heart
is with a very very sharp knife.
You should follow your heart, but keep in mind to take your brain too.
Are you a locksmith? Because you hold the key to my heart.
I can heartly wait to see you again.
Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy.
She was wheeled to the operating room, but then she underwent a change of heart.
My dad has the heart of a lion...
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
When we put our two hearts together, we can’t be beat.
I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until a doctor advised me to take the candles off first.
Why did the pianist have to be rushed into surgery after his latest performance?
He played his heart out.
I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.
She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.
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