She was wheeled to the operating room, but then she underwent a change of heart.
Why didn’t the skeleton feel like patching up his broken ribcage?
His heart wasn’t in it.
When we put our two hearts together, we can’t be beat.
What did the heart say to the brain before an exam?
You look nervous.
Her ex-husband had a heart attack after winning the lottery
But he'd neglected to update his will. She just couldn't bereave her luck!
What do you call an Irish dancer having a heart attack?
Michael flatline.
Someone asked me to sing a line from "Don't go breaking my heart"
I couldn't if I tried.
I wish that I could be the coronary artery of my wife so that I would be wrapped around her heart.
You’re my sweetheart, and I’m so pumped about that.
What happened to the patient who refused to get a much-needed transplant?
He had a change of heart.
What do you call it when a cardiology student flunks out?
Heart failure.
Honey! I know this can be a bit cheesy, but you will always have a big pizza my heart.
Why did the pianist have to be rushed into surgery after his latest performance?
He played his heart out.
You’re so beautiful, I can heartly believe my eyes.
How did the cardiologist figure out what she wanted to do with her life?
She just followed her heart.
I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until a doctor advised me to take the candles off first.
Did you hear about the bear with the bad heart?
It went into kodiak arrest.
What vegetable lives in your heart?
Beets.
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