What did the dinosaur say to his lover?
You make my heart saur!
What do you call an Irish dancer having a heart attack?
Michael flatline.
I wish that I could be the coronary artery of my wife so that I would be wrapped around her heart.
Are you a locksmith? Because you hold the key to my heart.
My mate Gavin passed away from heartburn last week.
Still can’t believe Gaviscon
You know, the heart’s the hungriest organ.
It has the heartiest appetite.
You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.
When we put our two hearts together, we can’t be beat.
Doctor said I’m at risk of having a heart attack due to high sodium intake.
I took what he said with a grain of salt.
The Mad Hatter and the Queen of Hearts had a rental agreement
A lease in Wonderland.
What happened to the patient who refused to get a much-needed transplant?
He had a change of heart.
I love my wife with all my butt! I should have to say heart, but my heart is actually smaller than my butt.
I find that the quickest way to man's heart
is with a very very sharp knife.
Two blood cells can meet and fall in love with each other, but it is all in vein.
What’s the best tool to have when your heart sinks?
A Jack of Hearts.
You must be a defibrillator because you are sending shocks directly to my heart.
You wanna know the way to my heart?
A scalpel and a bone saw.
A golfer had a heart attack and died on the way to the hospital. He was on a fairway to heaven.
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