When we put our two hearts together, we can’t be beat.
Did you hear about the cardiologist who went to great lengths to win the heart of a hematologist?
It was all in vein.
Why did the little girl color her paper heart pink rather than red?
She was feeling lighthearted.
Are you a locksmith? Because you hold the key to my heart.
Every time I see my vegetable girlfriend, my heart just beet faster.
Her ex-husband had a heart attack after winning the lottery
But he'd neglected to update his will. She just couldn't bereave her luck!
Nurse: Here’s our list of donor hearts and livers in alphabetical order.
Doctor: wow. Looks very ORGANized.
Why did the pianist have to be rushed into surgery after his latest performance?
He played his heart out.
“I told you Doc!! I’ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat! Why do you keep calling me a liar??
Doctor: “Sir, I’ll say it again, that’s A Fib!”
I find that the quickest way to man's heart
is with a very very sharp knife.
That girl must be a premature contraction as she makes my heart skip a beat.
Bonnie Tyler has released a video all about cardiology.
It’s totally clips of the heart.
My mate Gavin passed away from heartburn last week.
Still can’t believe Gaviscon
I love my wife with all my butt! I should have to say heart, but my heart is actually smaller than my butt.
Grandpa: “Don’t scare me, I’m a heart patient.”
“If you scare me, I’ll never talk to you again.”
Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?
I Q U.
What vegetable lives in your heart?
Beets.
What did the heart say to the brain before an exam?
You look nervous.
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