Why didn’t the skeleton scare the trick-or-treaters on Halloween?
He didn’t have the heart.
I love my wife with all my butt! I should have to say heart, but my heart is actually smaller than my butt.
My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.
It was like love meant nothing to her.
Honey! I know this can be a bit cheesy, but you will always have a big pizza my heart.
A surgeon was about to perform heart surgery when he received notice that the replacement was delivered to his house!
Home is where the heart is.
You know, the heart’s the hungriest organ.
It has the heartiest appetite.
I have a heart-on for you.
When it came to tilling his garden by hand, he put a lot of heart into it.
He was gung hoe.
Did you hear about the cardiologist who went to great lengths to win the heart of a hematologist?
It was all in vein.
She was wheeled to the operating room, but then she underwent a change of heart.
What has a head but no body, a heart but no blood, leaves but no branches and grows without wood?
Lettuce
Doctor said I’m at risk of having a heart attack due to high sodium intake.
I took what he said with a grain of salt.
Bonnie Tyler has released a video all about cardiology.
It’s totally clips of the heart.
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
What do you call it when a cardiology student flunks out?
Heart failure.
You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.
What did the heart say to the brain before an exam?
You look nervous.
I lub dub you with all my heart.
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