What did the dinosaur say to his lover?
You make my heart saur!
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
I find that the quickest way to man's heart
is with a very very sharp knife.
I lub dub you with all my heart.
When my girlfriend told me she needed time and distance, my heart almost stopped,
Fortunately, she was just calculating velocity.
What has a head but no body, a heart but no blood, leaves but no branches and grows without wood?
Lettuce
My dad has the heart of a lion...
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I can heartly wait to see you again.
Did you hear about the bear with the bad heart?
It went into kodiak arrest.
I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until a doctor advised me to take the candles off first.
Honey! I know this can be a bit cheesy, but you will always have a big pizza my heart.
You should follow your heart, but keep in mind to take your brain too.
This year, my brain and my heart are Valentines to each other.
I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.
Why did the pig have a heart attack?
Too much bacon.
Why did the pianist have to be rushed into surgery after his latest performance?
He played his heart out.
Grandpa: “Don’t scare me, I’m a heart patient.”
“If you scare me, I’ll never talk to you again.”
You must be a defibrillator because you are sending shocks directly to my heart.
Go to BabaMail
