Working as a dock hand is hard,
but it's wharf it.
My daughter was just complaining about washing dishes by hand
I told her, “well... it’s better than washing them by foot.”
I got a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.
It is kneadless, to say.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?" Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
Baking and Fire Safety can go hand-in-hand.
Stop, drop and roll
What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?
Linoleum Blownapart.
What do you call a guy that hands out free kebabs to the hungry?
A Döner.
My sister asked me to hand her lipstick but i handed her a glue stick instead
She still won’t talk to me
A lady stormed off when I asked about her hand bag.
Maybe the question was to pursonal.