What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.