What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
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