How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
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