What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!