What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
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