What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
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