Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
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