How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
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