Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!