What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
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