Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!