Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
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