What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
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