How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
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